have—not:

attractive boy: ”hi i’m famous “
attractive boy: ”hi i’m gay “
attractive boy: ”hi i’m a douchebag “
attractive boy: ”hi im twice your age”

 

mowwwg:

“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”

the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact

(via fab-youlous)